1. #YALaunch- Get Ready, and Save the Date!

    I’ll be there. You should come, too. Because books and authors and superfuntimes and books. Did I mention books?

  2. pottersir:

    “The key to Luna is that she has that unbelievably rare quality of actually not giving a damn what anyone else thinks of her.” - J.K. Rowling

    Reblogged from: read-chocolate-books
  3. Good writing is supposed to evoke sensation in the reader - not the fact that it is raining, but the feeling of being rained upon.
    E. L. Doctorow (via maxkirin)
    Reblogged from: yavengersblog
  4. kadrey:

Choose evil.

    kadrey:

    Choose evil.

    Reblogged from: kadrey
  5. katnisseverdden:

    has anyone done this already? Can we have a Cell Block Tango cover with the Game of Thrones cast please?

    Perfect.

    Reblogged from: mishell-baker
  6. i-will-lift-you-higher:

    horsesforfraublucher:

    thedevilstongue:

    olivialaurel:

    My dad and I were in a hotel and he tried the coffee and smiled and said “ahh, it’s like making love in a canoe.” and I said, “it’s that good?” and he stopped smiling and looked me in the eye and said, “no, it’s fucking close to water" before pouring it down the drain really dramatically and walking away.

    Oh my GOD.

    Extreme dad jokes.

    Dad joke Olympics.

    Or, y’know, dad was a Monty Python fan. 

    Like this.

    Reblogged from: exeuntstormtroopers
  7. Reblogged from: mittensmorgul
  8. mittensmorgul:

therealladyhawkins:

mrv3000:

rageofthenerd:

thusspakekate:

Oh dammit. Now I ship The US/Great Britain
thanks silly graphic.

“Listen, you have to let me be represented.  I can’t just…keep giving you my heart and my taxes and not be a bigger part of your government.  I want more than that.  I deserve more than that.”
“You know I can’t.  You knew that from the moment you went so far away.  I just…this is what I have to give.  I don’t have anymore.  For God’s sake, there’s an ocean between us!”
“Fine.  You know what, fine.  Here, just, see all this goddamn tea you gave me?  Well you can take it back.  Here, fish it out of the harbor for all I care.”
“Don’t do this.”
“I have no choice.  I’ll never be anything more than a colony to you.”
“America—”
“No, Britain.  Don’t.”
“I can’t just let you go, you know that. I’ll fight for you if I have to.”
“And I will fight back.” 

And then comes the badly-described angst sex. XD

This made me literally laugh out loud. Oh, Britain/America. You crazy kids…

I’m interpreting the badly-described angst sex as the War of 1812.

Happy Independence Day, America, you heartbreaker.

    mittensmorgul:

    therealladyhawkins:

    mrv3000:

    rageofthenerd:

    thusspakekate:

    Oh dammit. Now I ship The US/Great Britain

    thanks silly graphic.

    “Listen, you have to let me be represented.  I can’t just…keep giving you my heart and my taxes and not be a bigger part of your government.  I want more than that.  I deserve more than that.”

    “You know I can’t.  You knew that from the moment you went so far away.  I just…this is what I have to give.  I don’t have anymore.  For God’s sake, there’s an ocean between us!”

    “Fine.  You know what, fine.  Here, just, see all this goddamn tea you gave me?  Well you can take it back.  Here, fish it out of the harbor for all I care.”

    “Don’t do this.”

    “I have no choice.  I’ll never be anything more than a colony to you.”

    “America—”

    “No, Britain.  Don’t.”

    “I can’t just let you go, you know that. I’ll fight for you if I have to.”

    “And I will fight back.” 

    And then comes the badly-described angst sex. XD


    This made me literally laugh out loud. Oh, Britain/America. You crazy kids…

    I’m interpreting the badly-described angst sex as the War of 1812.

    Happy Independence Day, America, you heartbreaker.

    Reblogged from: mittensmorgul
Next

I'm Delia.

Paper theme built by Thomas